The Singalasian

What's the difference between S'poreans and M'sians?

For one,
At the immigration centre's ladies,

You'll always see a single queue for the row of cubicles...
Until a fat auntie shoves herself through to stand in front of one of the doors...

"No line what!"


You see, life's more exciting when you dare to take more chances...

Coz you'll never know when u'll get previous occupant's 10 min worth of explosive diarrhea...
Or 15 min worth of mummy-and-screaming-lil-brats scuffle and aiming woes...
When you yourself have been fending off your own 120 min worth of bladder horror...


Don't get me wrong, I ain't a traitor... (yet?)
I embrace its vibrant life, heterogeneity and all...
But there's a limit to the truly asian aunthenticity one can ever take...

There's a reason why I'm the Singalasian while the girl next door's Malayporean rite?
Haha, okok besides the obvious reason tt Mandarin still doesn't exist in my vocab even after a level 2000 module, lol... (I know, I suck!)



Anyway final exams of my uni life to be over by May 2...
Can't wait...
Then I'll be freeee~~~~