Choc Galore

It was a great today.. We finally had our official neighbor outing at Munchie Monkey's.. believe it, it's a huge accomplishment judging frm the fact tt it took us 2 years to fix a decent date tt could accomodate everyone... yeah tt's how busy we semi-phantoms are, haha...

The DnD voucher was put to good use, since we stuffed ourselves full with fried calamari, pastas and of course, the ever sinfully gorgeous choc cakes... Italian CHOC cake n more CHOC brownie... mmmmm, how much more satisfied a gal could get? Screw the calorie watching... serotonin & endorphins tt make u blissfully contented rawwwk! *sighs happily*... Aahh the wonders of chocolate... One bite n the world turns so much rosier :D

Also did a boh liau recording on a Disney song wif (stoopid) Charlie.. in the wee hours of the morning of all times... ahahaha, Felie says my voice's too cute... oops... but yay anyway, hope to squeeze in a few more recordings :o)

Hmm should get bk to studying...disgusting test (on a disgusting module taught by a disgusting lecturer) tom... dun think will be able to sleep tonight... sighz...

hmm...

Hmm.. on 2nd thoughts... it's really corny....
What the heck was I thinking?!!
Those damn EMO moods... bleh

The thief

Disclaimer: NC-16 rating. Not for little children and (like Justine suggested) little animals...hehe

Once upon a time, a pretty, demure little neighbor decided to grab sth to cool herself on that hot sunny afternoon. She happily skipped into the pantry and opened the freezer. Oh no, horror of all horrors, her beloved Ben n Jerry's tub was missing! She searched every nook n cranny frantically... not under the rotting pieces of chicken meat, nor the frozen chunks of spilled prata curry... then it dawned on her tt it must have been the notorious thief....the thief who has been stealing everyone's choc bars, snacks n desserts from the fridge since the beginning of sem ...

Enraged to the core (she dug up a friggin' big lump of money for tt barely touched tub), she stomped back to her room, stabbed some nice lil words on a piece of paper, and slammed it back on the fridge:

Satisfied, she marched back to her room to mourn for the loss of her precious Ben...

The not-so-demure little neighbor then formulated a brilliant plan... she waited n waited to catch the culprit... but nope, no sign of the thief...

Until one fine day...

And the thief lived happily ever after, with the rest of her weekly stash of Ben n Jerry's....

THE END


Moral of the story:
When u curse, make sure it's grammatically right.

PS: Everything except the unblemished note is fabricated. Apologies to the neighbor tt may have been offended... My heart goes out to u, n the thief's a blady bastard... But I was still pretty amused by the note...Blame my bitchiness again on the E Lang project's permanent damage on my my emotional n mental stability, heh... peace...

To Kill A Dolphin

• Target a suitable victim 100-140cm long
  
• Bludgeon its vital areas with a 300 pound weapon for maximum effect
  
• A stab or two on the body is optional
  
• Toss 6-8 feet into the air to break the spine
  
• Repeat the process for 10-20 mins to obtain multiple organ rupture
• Allow the victim to hemorrhage to death
  

And that, ppl, is how blue nosed dolphins murder their babies... (And you thought Discovery Channel is only for kids, hehe)... yup it's a shocking new discovery of an unnoticed behaviour tt experts guessed have been happening all this while...and nope nobody knows the real cause they behave this brutally either....

Do u know they're also suspected to killed poor innocent porpoises for target practice? Coz those targeted are the same size as baby dolphins... how intriguing, such skillfully trained and violent killers....

and you ppl out there would think that dolphins are soooooo cute n harmless, as well as loving n protective parents...haha farah's so amused at me bitchin' about dolphins, not tt i have anything against them... just immensely fascinated with their unanticipated sadistic nature, hehe.... okok... enuff crapping...

Gonna investigate Sheares' recently opened waffle store... then reward my sleepless nights bitchin' around n pulling my hair out over the E Lang project with the lovely movie Closer....yay!

Counsellor??

Nothing much to write about these days (hence the cut-n-paste mania)...
Other than a screwed up test, n a neverending debate on the differences of 'what' n 'ma' in Singlish....
(huh?? u'll say...)

One interesting point...
Do u know 'what' is more crude than 'ma'?

Ah Beng: "How come you borrow my shirt now got hole one?!!"
Ah Seng: "Borrow that time orredy like dat, whaaaat!"
Ah Beng: "Then why you nebber say first?"
Ah Seng: "You nebber ask, whaaaat!"

So if u substitute 'what' with 'ma'... u realise it's not tt... crude...haha...


Ok 'nuff projects... n to the counsellor part...





The Counsellors...

Search for meaning in their life and develop powerful insights

Are dedicated to helping others reach their potential

Think of themselves as gentle, peaceable and cautious

Others may find it difficult to get to know them

More about Counsellors
Counsellors have a natural understanding of human relationships and the complexities of life, which they use to help others. They search for meaning in everything and develop complex insights.

Counsellors feel most relaxed and creative when their surroundings are organised. They are deeply private people who only share their insights with trusted friends; however, they will defend their values if challenged.

In situations where they can't use their talents or are unappreciated, Counsellors may withdraw from the people around them or become resentful. Under extreme stress, Counsellors may feel overwhelmed and be driven to organise small parts of their lives such as their kitchen cabinets or their record collection.

Counsellors typically prefer a few close relationships to a wide circle of friends.


Counsellor Careers
Counsellors are often drawn to jobs where they can help people develop emotionally, intellectually or spiritually and where they can use their imagination.


So not me at all (thus I declare the overly popular quiz overrated, haha)... except for the creative & private bits...haha can't imagine being the agony aunt... or someone's shrink for tt matter... can't even develop one decent insight in a simple essay.... n i don't organize kitchen cabinets!... not tt aunty la :oP
hmm...think i'll just stick to the conventional MBTI :o)

Eye Candy

Eye candies of the day...
courtesy of Leo Burnett Advertising
Only for the visually intelligent.














And finally, the real deal...

"Even on the toughest dirt..."

The Slut

Ahhh yessss... I can finally sit my big fat ass on the my cheap plastic chair n attempt some work (not tt I did much during the weekend anyway, was wasting my time messing aroud with a boh liau game on waiting tables n serving food, aka Diner Dash... dun feel sorry for me, I actually enjoyed tt brainless game, haha)...

A.I. (=Artistic Intelligence = Acappella/Inspire collaboration, wah lau..) was the my last performance for the semester... feels weird ending things early since this time I'll be lazing around while my poor neighbors dance their butts off for this wed's Dance Night... muahahaha

Anyway, A.I. was the night when I embarassed myself to bits being the 'star' of the miniplay... doing wat? Three-timing Ah Ren, the Italiano man and Bryan Adams.... aiyooo... hence the caption of the day (not tt I'm one, thank u v much :oP)... I shall now officially walk around hall with a paperbag over my head...sigh...

(If that wasn't bad enough, wait til u see the actual vid)

The New-age Snow White

Omigosh, hahaha...
u should check this link out...
so in tune with our dnd theme, lol
Xiaxue's New-Age Snow White

Creative shadings, anyone?

Came back from my long overdue salon appointment with pink hair... well, ok i exaggerated a bit... a couple of pinkish red strips (when it should have been copper red) which took 3+ hours n 20 layers of foil... never knew a simple chunk of colored hair would actually be more tedious than highlights (n they call that creative shadings, hmm)... but oh well, it is toni n guy academy, n the results aren't disasterous, yet... if only i knew earlier tt it costs more than highlighting, i would gotten 5-6 colors slapped on my whole head to make it more worthwhile, haha... but haiya, i'm not complaining... but the color better stay for a few weeks min man...

The trip to the academy is usually interesting... u tend to observe many things when u have hours to kill... The coloring tutor loves strutting around in fancy skirts n spikey dominatrix heels, the students share the same highlight... the last time it was white, this time ash purple... n my stylist still sticks out his tongue like a kid when he works, eeee (tho it's not as bad as before, since his peers kept reminding him, haha).... but his work's not bad la... just a bit toooo meticulous... fella's so worried he can't get hired when he graduates in a few months time.... he lamented about ending up in a $10 haircut booth or the helper of a fat auntie at a dodgy salon, haha...

Oh well, for now I should be satisfied with my half-lian red/brown hair...
maybe I should stick to the conventional highlights next time... yeah...

The Aftermath

Finally got some decent DnD photos...
Food was not bad (excluding the fluorescent orange sago dessert... wat the heck was tt?!!)...
Venue was bad (suntec convention hall? aiyooo)... but the costumes were as entertaining as ever :oD....

Shockingly, I snagged the best dressed female prize...probably coz I looked convincingly evil... I even scared the shit out the RF's cute little girl, haha... Nothing much of a prize... a munchie monkey's food voucher, but good enuff... it's free food anyway, mmm....

The Lil girl's Fairytale friends...


Absolutely impressed by the Supersize me table... the buggers were strutting around tempting us with their humongous fries, coke n ronald mcd's gang... brilliant idea, ppl

Supersize Me...


All in all, the night ended pretty good... although our table were already in shreds by then... sleeves, pants n rafia beards already started ripping off before we even stepped into the hall... they couldn't even be stapled back... some ended up with fat strips of scotch tape on the seams... aiyo, it's the cheapskate cloth i say... so much for the effectivess of double-sided tape, damn...

Anyway, meet the rest of the party...

The cute 'little' Dwarves...


Sir Jason & his Victorian harem...


Kung Fu hustle & the Yau Char Kway tauke...


and finally Miss KR 05 & The Incredibles!

Heigh-ho!

Happy Meals, anyone?

All zombie-like today... spent last night on the costume rush for tonight's DnD... so 5th floor was a total minefield, littered with dwarf shoes, beard & adorable floppy hats, & lotsa cloth of assorted colors.... the whole 30m of them... zhenbin the was prancing around with his face stuck in cardboard mirror, ole was scaring ppl off with her poisoned apple (in her shower basket?) & her terrifying mask... while ophe & cailong, the head 'dwarves' (tho they're obviously taller than most of us, lol), were slave-driving the rest to speed up production... heigh-ho, heigh-ho!

Meanwhile, Snow White & the Evil Queen were the best of friends, hanging out in the quee's lair & bickering on the best way to stick their costumes together (note: stick w/tape, not sew... too leceh lah)... the Evil Queen made a nice high gothic collar to go with her black cape... didn't think she could find a cheap balaclava for her headgear, so she grabbed the next best thing: stockings... voila! worked just as well :oD

Snow White's costume was the hardest to perfect... the (lumpy) puffy sleeves & the (bulky) yellow skirt were the most challenging bits... we concluded tt the resultant product was a cross of the superman cape, the aladdin vest & the tinkerbell skirt, haha... alamak, headache... hope today's further modifications will make it look more, err... snow whitish... nevertheless it was loadsa fun... n farah could finally declare tt she sewed a proper piece, hehehe...

Can't wait for the evening to come... am itching to know how great or horrendous the others would be... like the adams family, shrek, kill bill vs kung fu hustle, or ah peks (slackers!)

Inane Quotes

"When I grow up, I wanna be a reaper :D"

"Bad people are punished by society's laws and good people are punished by Murphy's law."

"I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation and that expectation begets disappointment. So the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest."

Mason: "Be as the fly upon the wall. Observe. Do not interact."
George: "That's very Zen of you. You must smoke pot."

Lazy Weekend

This weekend passed pretty quickly, with me terrorising towns instead of the lecture notes on Sat, oops... haha...

Went cloth hunting first at joo chiat complex (far far in the east) for DnD (prom) costumes... Our table's doing the Snow White theme, so i'm gonna be the kinky queen w/the short skirt, haha... Like wat Farah said (Ms. Snow White herself, ooo), even fairytales gotta adhere to the modern trends, so out goes the archaic boring long skirts, in comes the minis & fish nets! Man, can't wait to see how's it gonna be once they're done :oD

Later when to see the Rachels band perform at Rockfest in town; songs like "smoke on the water" & "the beautiful ones".... Hmm, the 'highlight' of event was a ska band which got the punks insanely happy as they dance-jumped-banged around, even bodysurfed near the stage... phwoar, n i tot it only happens in mat rock concerts bk home, haha....

Salsa lesson on friday itself was getting more confusing... i'm getting all mixed up with the combi names, wat with 'around the world', 'la huna', bla bla... i can only vaguely remember doing lotsa turns... n lotsa dance partners who couldn't even count right, haha... which probably explains y my back was getting more comfortable with the wall with every latin fiesta (free dance) night... u're just too darned embarassed to reveal your gawky moves & glaring mistakes when ur next to the pros flaunting their impeccably flawless, smooth & sexy moves on the dancefloor... daaammnnnn.... maybe i should attempt practising in front of the mirror, behind closed doors :oP ... sigh, so much for even thinking of competitive salsa, haha...

Alrite, should get bk to my hot date with my book... sucky test tomorrow, eee...

Oh Goodie

As usual, i seem to be the last person to keep in touch with the trend... first msn, then friendster, now blogging (yalar, slow la :oP)...

Well, at least i finally understand the usefulness of keeping a diary of boh liau rantings... since many have been saying tt i haven't been keeping them updated enough, haha... all right, here's a glimpse of the boring life of a mugger/workaholic/ siao cha bo... be warned, hehehe

Sher