Friday, March 25, 2005

To Kill A Dolphin

  • Target a suitable victim 100-140cm long
  • Bludgeon its vital areas with a 300 pound weapon for maximum effect
  • A stab or two on the body is optional
  • Toss 6-8 feet into the air to break the spine
  • Repeat the process for 10-20 mins to obtain multiple organ rupture
  • Allow the victim to hemorrhage to death
And that, ppl, is how blue nosed dolphins murder their babies... (And you thought Discovery Channel is only for kids, hehe)... yup it's a shocking new discovery of an unnoticed behaviour tt experts guessed have been happening all this while...and nope nobody knows the real cause they behave this brutally either....

Do u know they're also suspected to killed poor innocent porpoises for target practice? Coz those targeted are the same size as baby dolphins... how intriguing, such skillfully trained and violent killers....


and you ppl out there would think that dolphins are soooooo cute n harmless, as well as loving n protective parents...haha farah's so amused at me bitchin' about dolphins, not tt i have anything against them... just immensely fascinated with their unanticipated sadistic nature, hehe.... okok... enuff crapping...

Gonna investigate Sheares' recently opened waffle store... then reward my sleepless nights bitchin' around n pulling my hair out over the E Lang project with the lovely movie Closer....yay!


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