Disclaimer: NC-16 rating. Not for little children and (like Justine suggested) little animals...hehe
Once upon a time, a pretty, demure little neighbor decided to grab sth to cool herself on that hot sunny afternoon. She happily skipped into the pantry and opened the freezer. Oh no, horror of all horrors, her beloved Ben n Jerry's tub was missing! She searched every nook n cranny frantically... not under the rotting pieces of chicken meat, nor the frozen chunks of spilled prata curry... then it dawned on her tt it must have been the notorious thief....the thief who has been stealing everyone's choc bars, snacks n desserts from the fridge since the beginning of sem ...
Enraged to the core (she dug up a friggin' big lump of money for tt barely touched tub), she stomped back to her room, stabbed some nice lil words on a piece of paper, and slammed it back on the fridge:
Once upon a time, a pretty, demure little neighbor decided to grab sth to cool herself on that hot sunny afternoon. She happily skipped into the pantry and opened the freezer. Oh no, horror of all horrors, her beloved Ben n Jerry's tub was missing! She searched every nook n cranny frantically... not under the rotting pieces of chicken meat, nor the frozen chunks of spilled prata curry... then it dawned on her tt it must have been the notorious thief....the thief who has been stealing everyone's choc bars, snacks n desserts from the fridge since the beginning of sem ...
Enraged to the core (she dug up a friggin' big lump of money for tt barely touched tub), she stomped back to her room, stabbed some nice lil words on a piece of paper, and slammed it back on the fridge:
Satisfied, she marched back to her room to mourn for the loss of her precious Ben...
The not-so-demure little neighbor then formulated a brilliant plan... she waited n waited to catch the culprit... but nope, no sign of the thief...
Until one fine day...
And the thief lived happily ever after, with the rest of her weekly stash of Ben n Jerry's....
THE END
Moral of the story:
When u curse, make sure it's grammatically right.
PS: Everything except the unblemished note is fabricated. Apologies to the neighbor tt may have been offended... My heart goes out to u, n the thief's a blady bastard... But I was still pretty amused by the note...Blame my bitchiness again on the E Lang project's permanent damage on my my emotional n mental stability, heh... peace...
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